Monday, October 29, 2007

i was skimming through some blogs when an unbelievably funny image appeared. WAHAHAHA!
Want to see it?
scroll down. Prepare youself!
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WAHAHAHA.
I find it funny.
Laugh!. Its a command.
LOL!!


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Its been so long since i last blogged :)!!

Im currently in the middle of my exams and really should get back to studying but my silly head insist on doing something i don't usually do before i start on my studying.

Yesterday was my Combine Science Chemistry paper. Tough is the right word to use. They tested quite a number of topics that i never in my whole studying life ever thought of studying for.
For example: Why is it copper can be used to extract iron from iron(II)Oxide but is not able to extract Calcium from Calcium(something).
The answer is that Calcium is very reactive thus only electrolosis(erm is it spelt this way?) can extract it. Blah Blah, theres somemore i think.

I studied the reactivity series but did not come across this fact in the text book!! However T knew the answer thus i hang my head and admit that apparently i have not skimmed throught the whole book enough. Sobs!!

Also, there was another question that worries me to no end.
The question rephrased to a certain extend because i don't possess photographic memory: There is a element that has a isotope. It has 4 electrons. This element has a neucleon number of 9. In the nucleus of this element are two particles. State the name of these two particles and the number of each particle.

What do you expect this question to be worth? 1mark? 2marks? 3marks?

Lo and Behold!

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4MARKS!!
4marks for this kinda question?!?!?! All i had to do was answer:
The two particles are Proton and Neutron. There are 4 proton and 5 neutron.
Walalalala!! 4 marks for me handed in a plate . Yikes!

Pro. hahaz
Hey i should not be complaining!

Okay. On to today.
Today was Geography. The agriculture question was alright. Some even comented that it was Easy Peasy but im not gonna comment on that :P
The environment question was a killer!
Iron, Water, Hydropower electricity Blah~ State with examples from the question and from what you have learnt the difference between renewable resources and Non-renewable resources.
What kinda sick teacher gave this question!
8 marks gone down the drain man!

Im not going to eleborate further on that mixed paper.

Which leaves me with nothing to blog at all :D


Monday, October 08, 2007

A man and his brother inherit a farm... on the farm there are some cows, and one horny bull. The first morning of their stay on the farm, they went outside to find that the bull had escaped his pen, gotten out with the cows, and when they found him, his eyes were crossed.

The two men decided to call the vet. The vet came out, stuck a tube in the bulls rear and blew really hard, the bulls eyes went back to normal. The vet charged the two men $50.00.

On the second morning, the two brothers awoke only to find the bull back out with the cows, and his eyes were crossed again. They thought about it, and decided NOT to call the vet, they could save $50.00 if they could just find a tube, and they'd do it themselves.

One brother says to the other "I'll blow on the tube, you watch his eyes."

After numerous attempts, the brothers decide they should switch. The brother that was originally watching the bull's eyes walks around to the rear of the bull, pulls out the tube, and sticks the other end in.

"What'd ya do that fer?" asked the brother.

He replies, "Well, you don't think I want to blow on the same end as you, do ya?"


Sunday, October 07, 2007



Holy Red Butts

Today is simply unbelievable indeed. I would like to emphasise the word unbelievable.
Today's question:

IF A PERSON ASKS YOU TO MEET THEM AT THE MACDONALDS AT KATIB AREA SO THAT YOU GUYS CAN STUDY A LITTLE, WHERE WILL YOU GO TO WAIT? A. AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE MACDONALDS? or B. AT THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE MACDONALDS?

What would your answer be? Hmm, By right of nature 99% of the worlds population should be choosing option B ba?

Lo and Behold.

Miss C, our beloved Miss C
Why?? Why?? Have you loss your mind taking care of ying babe?? Are you too stressed out to think logically?? IS THAT the reason?? WHY??

The truth and nothing but the truth.
Miss C, our beloved Miss C msn-ed me yesterday to meet me at 10.30 at macdonalds to study. I agreed and proceeded to tell my loving parents about it. Early in the morning, My loving parents decided to drive me to Yishun for breakfast before driving me to Macdonalds to meet my beloved friend Miss C. After a lousy breakfast of spicy duck noodles, i was driven to Macdonalds and proceeded to the second floor of Mac [It was currently 9.50a.m because i was early]. Eyes wide, i scanned the entire second floor of mac, on the ceiling, under the tables and chairs and even in the toilet[ps: im really not that lame to do that in real life] i did not see Miss C so i proceeded to go find an ideal sit to study so that when our beloved Miss C would also be able to share this wonderful place to study in not so ideal peace.
10 a.m came an when~
10.10 a.m came and went~
10.20 a.m came and went~
10.30 a.m came and went~
_____At this point the whole macdonalds was starting to fill up. Poor me was stuck at the corner with no mood to buy anything and nowhere to go._______
10.50 a.m came and went~
11.00 a.m came and went~
11.30 a.m came and went~
Do you get my point??
11.45, i went to the toilet and came out.[By now i have finished doing two Emaths paper and some Phy Questions]
11.50a.m i went down to the entrance of Mac and looked around, thinking that Miss C have Pang Seh* me.
Aww, but thats not what Miss C will do. No way, she's too nice a person. :)
My beloved Miss C appeared behind me! She told me she was waiting for me at the tables outside macdonalds! What a dumb ass! haha. Joking :)

Seriously unbelievable:)

So, after that amazing incident we went for tuition.

At this point, my condolences to the parent of GoldFish No.1, No.2, No.3 and No.4 Their sad fate will always be remembered at this blog.

GoldFish No.1, a young and energetic goldfish often known for his goldish ways. He died due to soap intolerance. His young mistress took soap to wash the body of this young fish resulting in unknown scale infection.

Goldfish No.2, a slightly matured goldfish often known for his hardworkingness at his role as a pet fish. Reason of death was never found.

Goldfish No.3, a nice and energetic goldfish often known for his ability to shit beautiful masterpieces. He died in his line of work where his shit got pulled out because his mistress thought that he was suffering from partial constipation where his shit could not come out fully.

Goldfish No.4, a young innocent goldfish often known for his ability to entertain. He died on his way to a performance at a kindergarden due to water deprivation.

RIP to the fish whose scale got mutilated, the fish whose death was never known, the fish whose shit got yanked out and the fish whose water was taken away.

Okay, on to happier news. Remember the last post where i told you we were immitating various acts of people around us? well here are some visual aids kindly performed by our beloved but kinda dumb Miss C :)

MissC bulldog-ed face


Wormie face red face


Ying babe blur with jaws open face[the face dun look blur..]


Me, the "What the" face


Mr. Elmo little bit please face

Long legs HUH? face

lol!





Anyway. Happy birthday to Angelin whoever you are. Thanks for getting us chased away from our original sits:D



Here is our new head quarters





It shrunk from this

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To this :D


while the other side was like this


Buyt we were there only for this

so we really should not complain:D



Btw remember ronald mac's sidekicks?


They changed to this!!


What happen to mr purple brinjal and mini bird??!?!


Saturday, October 06, 2007

Holy Baboon Farts.


WOW, Really long time since i last blogged.(serious blogging) I wonder how those people manage to write something everyday...

Well, lets talk about the macdonalds trip before our english tuition. [serious boring topic. don't read if not interested]

Due to it being exam period, our school canteen was closed very early. Since no one want to go there when they get to go home right? The poor Secondary 4 students had to trudge back home before we could get a decent meal-Thats if you don't want to spent too much money on food that don't neccessarily taste good. And thats not all. The really pathetic ones were those who can't afford to waste time going home for lunch because we have what adults call "Tuition". Seriously, i think "Torture" is a much more appropriate word for it. Anyway, yes i'm talking about Me, Ying babe and Ms C. Mr Elmo being the director went home to her cozy home just a few kilometres away from the production company also known as "school". Our beloved Long legs accompanied us for lunch before she goes for her personal torture chamber.
Walking, walking, walking we walked all the way to the only refuge that we could find away form the tortourous sun, Macdonalds. Enduring the sun rays which usually gets accompanied by its usual sidekicks- UV ray, a bunch of harmful hydrogen and chlorine atoms and not forgetting possible air pollution induced rays that harms our skin and almost every part of our body and the air pollution induced by human activities causing global warming harming our lungs and immune system- We trudged our way to Macdonalds, a santuary and cause of pollution. How ironic. HaHa.
At Macdonalds we ordered the only possible food available that is not too expensive and eatable. FishFillet for healthconscious Ms C, Ying babe and long legs and Chicken burger for the cant be bothered me who is seriously hungry like all the time :) At this point i seriously have to complain about the chilli, ketchap and mostly service!

No.1 The chilli has been changed because they want to go green. [Seriously if that's an effort to go green, why don't cut down on posters instead?] The point is not the absence of packaging but the quality! its basically hawker cantre chilli!

No.2 The ketchap taste weird. :) I like ketchap to be of tomato flavoured? Thats not asking too much right?

No.3 The service. CANT STAND THAT LADY. Would not elaborate on that since i have clear forgotten what happend but everytime i see her i get the feeling like a flash back without pictures, just emotions. Anyway she always look like i slapped her like that. Zzz

Anyway after we ate, which probably only lasted a few minutes cause we are so freaking hungry- okay, i was so freaking hungry- we decided to do home work. Not much details to go on except the point where we suddenly tried to immitate each others famous acts.[At this point Long legs have left us to go suffer]

MissC-Bulldog face. haha

Long legs- Huh?

Ying babe- Shake head then reply YES with enthusiasim

Mr Elmo- Thumb and second finger pose together and saying " A little only!, just a little bit"

Detective worm- Hands on mouth and shaking head while face turns bright red in seconds. After a while returns you with a stare that melts ice.

Me? nothing. Too unsignificant for people to notice acts i perform often. Although ying babe claims that i like to say "hi" then clasp people on their shoulder firmly.

At this point any hope of accomplishing home work should be abadoned. Not because of the acts we performed and laughed like crazy about but more on the way ying babe described my grip.

In the not so exact words she said.
"Your grip is very firm, not soft but hard"
And more but i was laughing too hard to hear or have already forgotten.
Pervertic minds come on! set into work! What would you think of first??!
None other then BOOBS. hahaz
okay im a pervet. But seriously you should consider the fact that we are young and stressed out 'o' level students. It's natural! Even Ms C got it!

LOLZ.

[Mr elmo is once again not in picture for she has to go eat dinner with her mom]
Okay, after tuition i found out ms C drew something on my paper i lift her skirt blah blah. things go on as usual with us laughing like crazy singing stupid songs while Matured, Straight think, No nonsense Ying babe walks 5 metres in front of us trying to pretend we dont exist. haha.
After that we went home
End of story :D

Wow, long post seh :)

Im happy and you should be too if you read up till here.
ONWARD AND PERSERVERE!!
LOL XD


Thursday, October 04, 2007

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    The day we met was like a hit n' run,
    And I still taste it on my tongue
    The sky was burnin' up like fireworks
    You made me want you, oh so bad it hurt,
    But girl in case you haven't heard

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    Love you forever, forever is over
    We used to kiss all night, now it's just a barfight
    So don't call me crazy
    Say hello then goodbye

    There's just one thing that would make me say
    I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover
    Love you forever, but now it's over

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    We're spinnin' on a roller coaster ride
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