Wednesday, May 30, 2007
 THE STRAIGHTS TIMES RE: NEW KID SENSATION HITS TINY SINGAPORE! YES! AS SEEN ON THE TITLE! NEW KID SENSATION HAS HIT TINY SINGAPORE!! THE INFAMOUS, POPULAR, EVER FUNNY KID COMEDIAN CUM SINGER CUM ACTRESS IS NONE OTHER THAN WAN ZHI YING!!! HOW LUCKY FOR SINGAPORE TO HAVE A FAMOUS SENSATION[for once!] WE ARE ALL SO GLAD THAT FOR ONCE SINGAPORE CAN BE PROUD OF SOMETHING!!! THIS TALENTED GIRL NOT ONLY SING SOME NICE OLDIES SHE CAN MAKE U LAUGH TILL YOU DROP TOO!! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!! GAWD! NOT ONLY THTA, SHE CAN ACT REAL DUMB TOO!! WHAT DID SINGAPORE DO TO DESERVE HER!! STAY TUNE ON CHANNEL 8 EVERY NIGHT AND SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH HER COMMERCIAL "SHENG SHIN VARETY SHOW" (I THINK)... IT WILL BE THE BEST THING YOU EVER SEEN BELEVE ME!! MORE ON HER GOOD QUALITIES!: she makes you laugh at the slightest thing she does she makes you angry with her but find it hard to stay angry she makes every damn thing sound and look funny she make any good song sound funny she makes you laugh just by staring at her she makes good entertainment she can give you all kinds of illness just by staring at you [ stomachache by laughing and headache by laughing too much] she can make you fall down just by walking in front of you[ too funny u cannot walk straight] DONT YOU JUST LOVE LAUGHING AT HER???!!!!?! AUTHOR UNKNOWN [all of the above is fiction so DON'T SUE ME... if you are not happy pls kindly tell me.. thankew] Saturday, May 12, 2007 Yesterday too tired to write post so here i am today.. actually have two post! they are link somehow.. THE SRAIGHTS TIMES EXAM FEVER HITS TINY COUNTRY SINGAPORE!! WHAT A DISASTER! AN UNKNOWN VIRUS HAS HIT THE TINY COUNTRY SINGAPORE! THE UNKNOWN VIRUS HAS BEEN LABELLED BY SCIENTIST AS [EXAM FEVER Z12] THIS NEW VIRUS IS EQUALLY AS DEADLY AS OTHER KNOWN VIRUS LIKE SARS AND BIRD FLU. "EXAM FEVER Z12" IS A NEW VIRUS PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN TO MANKIND. THE SYMPTOMS ARE ALL NORMAL BUT DEADLY. VICTIMS FIRST EXPERIENCE STRESS AND OVER ANXIETY. AT LATER STAGES, VICTIMS EXPERIENCE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND FREQUENT BREAKDOWNS. THE NEW VIRUS IS VERY PICKY WHEN CHOOSING ITS VICTIMS. SO FAR THE VIRUS ARE ONLY TARGETING STUDENTS AT AGES RANGING FROM 16~18. PARENTS ARGUE THAT THIS ARE DUE TO EXAM STRESS FROM EXAMS DURING THIS PERIOD BUT SCIENTIST BEG TO DIFFER. THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF THIS STRANGE NEW VIRUS AND ARE CONSIDERING THE BANNING OF EXAM AS A TEMPORARY MEASURE TO SEE IF THE SITUATION IMPROVES. CITIZENS OF SINGAPORE ARE RELIEVED AND THANKFUL FOR THE GOVERNMENTS QUICK AND USEFUL MEASURES. COMMENTS FROM THE PUBLIC: "WE ARE EVER SO THANKFUL FOR THIS AMAZING MEASURES AND ARE RELIEVED THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING SOMETHING TO AID THE SITUATION. AS PARENTS, WE NATURALLY FEEL VERY WORRIED THAT THE VIRUS IS TARGETTING CHILDREN AROUND OUR CHILDREN'S AGE!" COMMENTS FROM A FELLOW SINGAPOREAN." WE ARE ALL HOPING THAT WITH THE NEW MEASURES, SINGAPORE WOULD BE ABLE TO JUMP OUT OF THIS GRAVE EPIDERMIC AND BE NORMAL ONCE AGAIN. AUTHOR UNKNOWN [ALL WRITTEN ABOVE ARE FICTIONAL AND CANNOT BE USED AGAINST ME! do not sue me~~!!] Friday, May 11, 2007 Today is OFFICIALLY LAST DAY OF EXAMS!!!!! YAY!! *party poppers and ballons going around in the background* this day was almost perfect if i didnt have to go tuition.. hehe.. for once i am going to post a post worht reading.. i shall tell you bout my day okay? duwant listen later scroll down can le.. hahaz.. Today i had Bio paper.. quite okay. the paper was managable.. not too many tough questions.. it was raining so i had a very cooling seat.. hahaz. no fan around me but natural breeze from the rain, AND enough air circulation.. hahaz. okay After my biology paper me, Yt and Zinc decided to go play badminton. Sher halfway was able to join up(yeah!:D) lolz. we wanted to eat first but it was only 9.00am so we decided to play first. we went to the badminton court near Buddy hoagies. BUT no idea why, FULLY BOOKED!! so what we do? went to yishun stadium to find while blaming zinc for suggesting badminton.. but she so graciously ignored our comments[what a great person! hahaz]. Reached yishun stadium and found the courts there.. wait. yes! you guessed it! FULLY BOOKED!! What a smart ass!! zZz so sian.. we were so pek cek by then.. blaming zinc even more[jus to vent anger] XD hahaz.. me and Yt don't feel lyk playing anymore but Zinc wants to play. sher suggested the yishun stadium field where people run.. we went in to check it out and found a place at the back JUST big enough[Notice JUST] 3 people with badminton rackets and a place for 2 so Yt and Zinc played first while me and Sher watch them. IT IS SIMPLY DAMN HILARIOUS!! We laughed so much that my jaw muscles are so painful!![suan ar!!] the stupid thing is that we have no idea what was so funny..[i think exam stress catching up on us..] we laugh so much that after awhile Yt and Zinc got tired of playing. so Sher aand Yt started playing.. the stupid ball kept falling to the first floor and the "Sway[in chi]" had to go and pick it up.. LOL Then ended up i play with Yt.. and the ball *applaus* WENT DOWN AGAIN.. the thing is, it got lost while i was finding it.. MIA still.. wonder if some idiot stole it or i cork eye.. i wonder.. Okay.. so i went up and used Zinc's shuttlecord. this VERY CONSIDERATE AND HELPFUL AND KIND AH PEK saw us playing and told us abt another place to play that was SO MUCH BETTER!! *still gave me ball hehe XD* We went into the stadium and Woot.. its was great except its freaking hot..After playing awhile, my VERY WEAK, UNHEALTY AND CLUMSY BODY got tired so i kept telling zinc that i feel very warm.. after a while she got the hint.. hehe.. we ended up sitting on the floor and watching four ah peks and ah mas play bicker ball[ this how i spell it?] it was damn pro!! AND I MEAN PRO!! TEY WERE AT LEAST 50 years old BUT THEY PLAY LIKE 20 year olds!! i feel so bad!! hahaz THEY ARE REALLY PROS!! SO EXCITING TO WATCH THEM.. Play until damn hot.. so we went to change into our home clothes[yes, we played with school u! gawd huh.. hahaz] after changin we went to NORTH POINT!![ now this is were the exciting part comes!] We finished eating burger king [spidy meal chicken ROCKS!!] so decided to go popular to "digest" hahaz.. we stare at those SIMS II dvdx for very long b4 they feel lyk gg.. we were lead to xin tian di by Yt but b4 we reach there this GREAT HELPFUL AND CONSIDERATE OPss sec 1 student came and warn us that mr low, naph and major tan doing spot check and SHer was in skool u!!! we were so scared so we walk back to popular but Zinc saw Major Tan and Mr naph Walking out from popular so we quickly push sher into the door near the lifts usually used by warehouse movers. trying to act like nothing happen and to deter the 3 school "bo liaoz" we stood at the phone booth near that areA and pretend to look like we using the phone[ how lame can we get!] Yt still startedd to make Indian noises to the phone!! we were like laughing until stomach ache when the 3 "bo liaoz" walk out from popular and saw us. Major Tan look at us then ask if we were alone and where we play badminton[ badminton racket on hand].. he suspected we had one more fren wit us.. but we replied only 3 of us.. then Major Tan "lamely replied" Hey we also 3 peoPle! GAWD!! then after asking other questions they laft.. immediatly we rushed to sher to asure her she was safe.. but some idiots suddenly come through the door and kept scaring us.. Sher was damn scared so we ended up staying at the area near the lifts , sat down and started chatting and LAUFIN!! hahaz cant stop. after that is ost just going to arcades spending precious money and taking zinc's video of how she playing time crisis.. woot if only i could make it cleaer and upload it!! too bad.. hahaz.. Very long liao leh.. so BYE BYE tomoro then post my [ THE STRAIGHTS TIME ] lolz.. NIGHT!! Friday, May 04, 2007 ZzZz... Exams are so damn irritating.. It gets you all stressed up then Relaxed then Tensed up and in the end.. what it does? Make people either Cry or Fly(happy mah) LOLXZZ So Stressed.. Eng, Chi, Maths P1, S.S and A. Maths Paper JUST ENDED.. ZzZz but still have BIO and GEO on monday.. SAME DAY!! Stupid Timetable Setter.. SO INFURIATING!! donno how to plan lahz..ZzZzZzZzZzZ Really wanna slp!! Wondering what i doing here when im suppose to study? Resting mahz.. Need rest lor.. if not i becaome robot.. Lol Want Lame Story? Hmm Let me think first.. Hmm THE STRAIGHTS TIMES. HOT NEWS.!! -GIRL BECOMES NEW SCHOOL SENSATION!- NEW SENSATION HITS ORCHID PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL BY STORM. AOI DAISUKI HAS OVERTURNED MS SOO [PREVIOUS DECIPLINE MISTRESS]. FINALLY STUDENTS ARE LISTENING TO THE RULES AND NOT BREAKING THEM. WHAT HAS LED TO THIS AMAZING SENSATION? COULD IT BE THE NEW CHANGES IN THE SCHOOL RULES?? IT IS KNOWN THAT THE NEW DICIPLINE MISTRESS AOI DAISUKI IS ONLY 16!! HER "INTELLIGENCE" IN USING FORWARD LOOKING RULES, PRAGMATISM AND MERITOCRACY HAS GAIN HER THE POSITION SHE SITS IN NOW. SHE HAS MADE KNOW THAT FROM THIS DAY ONWARDS ALL PREVIOUS SCHOOL RULES SHALL BECOME THE EXACT OPPOSITE EXCEPT FOR CRIMINAL ACTS. STUDENTS NOW HAVE ALL DIFFERENT COLOURED DYED HAIRS, TUCKED OUT SHIRTS AND MULTIPLE EAR HOLES JUS LIKE WHAT THE SCHOOL RULES INSISTED!! CAN THIS BE TRUE? THAT THE NEW SCHOOL RULES ARE SO EFFECTIVE THAT STUDENTS ARE ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THEM WORD BY WORD!! THIS WILL MAKE HISTORY!! THE FIRST SCHOOL TO ATTAIN 100% STUDENTS NOT BREAKING SCHOOL RULES. AOI DAISUKI WILL BE RECIEVING HER MEDAL ON OUTSTANDING EDUCATION SERVICE FROM PM LEE ON MONDAY.[ SHE HAS BEEN EXEMPTED FROM ATTENDING SCHOOL AND SHALL REMAIN AS DICIPLINE MISTRES TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS] AUTHOR UNKNOWN [All written in the above all fiction.. DO NOT SUE ME. I am not liable to take charges lightly(make sense??) who cares.. just read. laugh and be gone.. leave comments though..] |
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