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Friday, September 07, 2007
Read the one below B4 you watch this okay!! Ripped frm ice-angel Gawd its disgusting~ Cha Cha BO~~~ The things aunties do haiz~~ This is super unfair~ Last month, National University of Lesotho Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of Female Hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains Female Hormones (hops contain phytoestrogen's) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. And this is funny~ Boy: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?" Dad: "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way. Boy:"So why not today? Please!" Dad: "OK, but listen carefully." "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus." Pls people. Hymns are not Hims!! The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." |
NAME♥ ★Claire Date of Birth: 03/03 (: Im a average girl with average looks and average expectations and average future When asked what i wanna be when i grew up? I replied: Awesome(: ★TWEET★ ★I LOVEYELLOW(: ★Things i hate Lavender Busybodies People in general that i don't know. ♥ ♥Leather bag ♥ Blackberry Bold!! ♥Electric Guitar ♥Learn a language i don't know ♥Learn Photography ♥Own a professional Camera ♥Get into a University please! ♥ the sites. Shermeine Qiu Yin YiTing Zhi Ying Anthea Zona Nananana The TOOT Friendly people i know (: LiYing Loren Yu Xuan Pioneer JC peeps(: 08s06 Gayathri Jane Jia Hui Natalia 09S06 peeps(: Spirit sisters, Class blog Chin Juan Esther Jason Jun Rong LingYing Nicholas Princess* Chinese orchestra(: Doris Ex-2a4 Catherine Gloria Hao jie Kathleen Man Ting MinQi` Pavithra Qi qi Ex-4s3 4S3 class blog Aloysius Azmyra Chengkok Cynthia Daphne Farah Fatin Jia Min Khairul` Manda Man Xing Sharon W. Wei Jie Yiling Choralist Joaquim Chorale Ai Wei Benjamine Cecilia Firdaus Hui Ping Isabelle Kang Jia Qi Jia Hao Jing Hang Ming Gui Qiong Hui Safarina Zalikha 
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