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Thursday, September 27, 2007
The clip of xia xue.. with steven lim Thursday, September 20, 2007 Holy Babboon Farts. Its been so long since i last blogged!!! Okay, Yesterday marked the last day of my prelim exams which was on hell of a hell. It was paper after paper!! But im not gonna digress about this stupid prelim that i know i did not do well for already~ Apparently i still have no mood to blog so here are some pictures that i took druing the exam period of my very irritating and dumb ass brother :) Im sure you will laugh! This apparently is the helmet of doom..    He never fails to embarass me with his superman outfit... Even at home~    "Super Man" in action Do you know that superman can get tired after running so "long"?? I Remember telling Miss C that I found a christmas present my uncle gave me last year of last last year. He did not know us well and still thinks that i am 5~ However he was really nice lurz.. lolz    I Don't Like it because the mayor is not that. Hmph~ Last but not the least~ BACON AND EGGS~ And absolute MUST for a nutritious and balanced breakfast :) LOL I love bacon and eggs, eggs and bacon even Baconisheggs HAHA  Wednesday, September 12, 2007 Panda porn?!?! God, what will they think of next?!?! Tuesday, September 11, 2007 A joke i read ~ There were two farmers on a farm. One farmer was sitting in the kitchen when the other one came in from the barn with a glass of white liquid. He was so excited because he had just milked a cow. Then he took a big drink from the glass. The other farmer just stared at him and said, 'We don't have a cow, we have a bull.' Friday, September 07, 2007 Read the one below B4 you watch this okay!! Ripped frm ice-angel Gawd its disgusting~ Cha Cha BO~~~ The things aunties do haiz~~ This is super unfair~ Last month, National University of Lesotho Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of Female Hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains Female Hormones (hops contain phytoestrogen's) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. And this is funny~ Boy: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?" Dad: "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way. Boy:"So why not today? Please!" Dad: "OK, but listen carefully." "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus." Pls people. Hymns are not Hims!! The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." Hellos Hellos. I know i should not be here since its like EXAM PERIOD~ Okay, not to worry. Im just here to this piece of good news with everyone (: Today, this fateful and god blessed day, One of our member did us proud :D!!! She was chosen to do a sacred thing! This sacred process would not even exist if not fo her!!! With her mighty paper, Incredible pen and powerfully knowledgable brain, Our member bravely wrote a controversial piece of letter to a legendary figure(Ms Kang The Legend) and was awarded the highest reward anyone can ever get (Other then Danny the PDA aircon guy). The letter brought tears of joy to the legendary figure(Ms Kang The Legend) that she was rewarded on the spot!!! The kind and generous member of ours being the noble and humble one decided to share her wonderful piece of work with everyone so that we could all learn from her beautiful example and one day, maybe one day(Cross fingers!!) we may, like her gain the sacred reward. Such kind thoughful person, what a blessing that she exist in the same world as us!! To think of her name is an honor, to speak her name out loud is a gift from heaven, to write her name out for people to read-ITS A MIRACLE FROM GOD ONLY FEW SELECTED PEOPLE HAVE. Given the oppotunity her, i shall spread my gift to everyone so that everyone can share a little bit of this amazing presence. Her name is none other then SALLY TAN YI TING Oh Rejoice in her name!!! ******************************************* Okay, for the true story in the not so dramatic way. Today during our english remedials, Sally Tan Yiting got chosen to have her paper photostacked and distributed to the whole class. Danny must be frothing at home now . HAHA!! Hmm *Day-imagining* Danny: What the F***, How come my paper not chosen! How come its that girl, GIRL!!(spits out the word with distaste) How come !!! I don't believe that, It must be because she bribed Ms Kang, Why would a sane mind like Ms Kang pick HER(spits out the word and end up really got saliva come out) Must be (continues to mumble to himself while writing the No. 7890 page of his life biography he intends to print out when he becomes a famous writer) After an hour~ Danny: I know! Ms kang must have gone crazy after marking her paper! OR Ms Kang must have missed my paper and my sacred paper got marked by the relief teacher and returned to her! OR Ms Kang must have forgotten about my paper! OMG, so many possiblities!! After another hour~ Danny(half his body lying on the floor and his mouth with white froth spilling out): I must find the reason I must! Tan Zhi Ting( The name Yi Ting use as undercover name), Just you wait! I will have my revenge!! Okay, sorry, just could not help using the Class writer's name to joke. No offence hor if YOU happen to chance upon my blog. His not that "BAD" haha Okay, after my amazing imagination~ heres the sacred piece of work TADA!!   OOh OH Please do click and enlarge and read it OOHH Please do! LOL Idea given by Miss C Written and thought by Aoi Daisuki Joke kindly provided by Danny Lim Subject sacredly permissioned by Mr Elmo No role but must put the name Ying Babe:) Tuesday, September 04, 2007 Please do the true friend test :) |
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