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Friday, August 31, 2007
Happy Teachers Day to All teachers i know~!! Okay, to all teachers in singapore~!! Fine Fine, To all teachers EVERYWHERE~!! You guys Rock~!! Okay, now back to actual things. I did not bring my camera today. BOO. So here it is. NO PICTURES!~~!! AHH Nvm.. i have some from last time i have wanted to post but no time to post. No time like the present hey? However.. its sad. No Ying babe or any others in there leh. sAd. Sorry. Its just some random pictures The whole thing is made of jacobs biscut, I swear it really is.   And the long time ago day, i saw a humungous bee hive!   Super scary. Okay. Nth else le. oh one more. Rmb. DUN PEE IN ELAVATORS(:  This Is sososo cool.. hahaz Dear Manager (HR), Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently,without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be sent away as soon as possible. Signed - Project Leader A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER: Dear Manager (HR), That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines 1,3,5,7,9,11,13 for my true assessment of him. Signed - Project Leader Thursday, August 23, 2007 A joke a day makes the stress go away (: Heck, Heres one. This is how they make condoms?? A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No." "Well", he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again." And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!" ********************************************************************** Why they like this!?! The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A grandson who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little note pad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart." ***************************************************************** The mailman!! One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family." So Mikey climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Mikey, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!" _____________________________________________________LOLZ_________________ Okay, heres one stupid real life event that took place in another country. "A teenage couple having sex for the first time found that things got a little too hot - they were interrupted when candles set fire to the girl's attic bedroom, and forced them to flee naked from her parents' house and stand in the street. The girl had wanted to create a romantic atmosphere for the occasion, German daily Bild reported on Friday. But when the room suddenly became engulfed with flames, they had to make a hasty escape. The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic. The fire wrecked the entire top floor of the house causing around 100,000 euros ($134,800) worth of damage, leaving only the nude couple and a charred teddy bear intact. "" LOOL hahaz Wednesday, August 22, 2007 Ring RIng RINg RING! Why wun you pick up the phone! HA. This video i found is simple. TOOT. -.- Really, i think its from way way back. However. The stupid thing is that they were FAMOUS! GAWD This proves the people in the pass were kinda TOOT. LOL. However i have to admit that songs nowadays must have originated from somewhere. Maybe from the time when orang utans learned to mourn? OioioiOOO*tarzen* LOL Okay okay. Here it is (: Nice huh? Ring ring ring ring, Why wun you pick up the phone, Joe. Apparently the girl kissing the camera is joe? Joelin? Joesephine? Joe Mary!??! LOL Monday, August 20, 2007 Okay. Here is the advertisement of Vitasoy XXL!! Oh Btw, I found this stupid song resunged by 933 Fm. The lovely song -Theres no place i rather be- Has been transformed. Quite entertaining. Friday, August 17, 2007 Okay, I finally got my chance to do something about the pictures and videos we took during Sally's Birthday :) To avoid waiting long periods jus for the pictures to upload onto blogger, i have decided to compile them all into a big movie ! HA! Im a genius :) Okay, here it is Btw i had to make it into two so that it will not take up too much memory lolz Really nice right? Anyway, morec may be coming if i can get Ying babes pictures from her camera (: LOLZ Wednesday, August 15, 2007  HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALLY/SALAD TAN YI TING XD Omg. She is 16 years Old. Ooooh. Old liao lehz.. HAHA Okay, for information on the exciting Princess Elmo .for the day. 's Birthday "Party" Stay tuned to my blog - No time to post it on the actual day- Sorry leh, dont sue me hor. I really need to "Study"lehz. :) Shit. I realize my english becoming Singlish. Shit. Should stop talking to Ah lian .you know whos. Hmm.. Okay, Good Bye :D Wednesday, August 08, 2007  Yay! Today is the 8th of August, the eve of Singapore's National Day!! Majulah Singapura.. LOLX ...XD Okay, Today has got to be the most "Enjoyable" National celebration in school. We actually ENJOYED!! Its super freaky.. hahaz. I still remember what happened the other National Celebrations..*thinking back* It all happened on that fateful day.. Exactly 729 days ago, We were trying our best to enjoy singing the national anthem while A was trying to Joke about something. A *Filled with righteuosness* Ms Kau decided to come and spoil our party. She insisted that me, Mr Elmo, A and Sy was not taking the singing seriously and decided that we had no respect for the anthem. She felt the need to instil the sense of respect into us. How touching *sobs* She-with a serious face- promptly said to us: "You 4! come and see me after this whole thing" OMG.. We were so freaking scared that we almost peed! Okay. i was really scared, *being the model student in the school with tucked in shirts, toot hairstyle and 5cm long socks* i never got into trouble before!! We "tried our best" to enjoy the whole shows but had serious difficulties. We were worried for god sakes and we were innocent!! The time finally came when she said into the mike that god know- ms soo and used to scold people and spray saliva all over-how many people have used, to call us. Long Story cut short. We were punished to stand in the foyer and sing the Majulah Singapura Song as LOUDLY as we can. The whole song mind you. ****************************************************** Okay. unpleasantries over, i shall talk about today :) We being the *Very important and hardworking* sec4 student, were sent to the best sits-at the fourth floor-to watch an on going match of netball, frisbee and volleyball. I feel complied to mention that Mr Sim and Mr Goh*PE teacher* was REALLY very good in friskbee and Ms Fara was really good in netball. Anyway, after that we recieved our free gift.  We went to North point after that for Branch Went to Coldstorage to buy Chocolate :)  And went to popular to buy the essentials  After i went home, i finished the book Night Rise  And will proceed to read The Shape Shifter :)  What a satisfying day:) Saturday, August 04, 2007 Actually i did not know that He Yao Shan~ Sun can sing in English, have a slim body and dance so well... its so shocking when i found this video.. ********************************************* And i found a picture of fabby people wearing sexy swim wear/bikini. Seriously. i Salute them for their bravery in showing that much skin and really enjoying it. I would like to warn people that what they are about to see is no suitabe for children below 16. Including: Tan Yiting (whose birthday not over) and Tan Qiu Yin(whose birthday is also not over) You can see this picture at your own risk.  I think they look Gorgeous* don't they? Going through lots of blog, i found one blog that posted these pictures. Its so super super super nice!! Its so cool and stylist i wonder who invented it!! I think if it were to be sold in singapore, it probably fetch up to $100,000,001 in hard cash. $1 more then the price of Ying Babe's website's Maintenace fee.!  If only it was real..  although the sunglasses isnt nice but isee that it is cool ..  Now smokers can REALLY* be cool LOL  Combining my favourite pasttime with my favourite music device. How ingenious! Now i can Shit* and listen to Crap music at the same time!! Thursday, August 02, 2007 I was browsing the internet when i came across a person's blog.he took a picture that showed a shop that sold push up underwear for men. YES you heard correctly, i found out that guys like to have their thingy raised up higher.. hmm abit like woman with their push up bras..   This was the instructions ******************************************* AND I WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT TO CERTAIN PEOPLES THAT READ MY BLOG, ME POSTING THIS PICTURE DOES NOT MAKE ME A PERVF. I WAS JUST PUTTING IT FOR PEOPLE TO SEE. ******************************************* Okay, back to my post. I found a certain Steven Lim trying to sing. and stupidly, he put it under beat boxing.. which i definately doubt?? How do you beat box jj's songs? Check it out and comment.. |
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