Tuesday, June 12, 2007
 THE STRAIGHTS TIME [ SPECIAL YING EDITION ] YING BABE BREAKOUT!! Yes, its true, the legendary ying babe has broken out. Princess Ying babe AKA Ying babe brokeout last night under the watchful eyes of caretaker Miss C. It was reported that Ying babe was seen escaping with " A huge grey thing". Police are still trying to find Ying babe. Is this a kidnap, a voluntary act or an act of LOVE?? Reporter Aoi Daisuki finds out more from a Miss C who rather be known as Spongebob. Reporter: SpongeBob, are you very sad to find out that your precious Ying babe has escape? SpongeBob: I cried for days and nights after knowing that she escaped with a huge grey thing!! *urges back a tear* Reporter: Did Ying babe show any signs of weird behavior pior to her breakout? SpongeBob: Yes now that you mentioned it, she kept laughing at her computer and phone screen. When i asked her why she was laughing she blushes and says nothing. When i asked her why she was blushing, she just says that it was the reflection of her favourite tomato soup. Reporter: Do you have any idea why Ying babe would want to escape with that thing? Spongebob: Well, she once told me that she always wanted an ideal boyfriend with a big surface, She says it makes her feel secure. She used to say that her ambition was to have the most secure boyfriend in the whole entire world. *breaks down crying* Reporter: Im sorry SpongeBob, by the way, is it possible that the huge grey thing is her boyfriend? SpongeBob: Yes, i think so. after all it fits the description of her ideal boyfriend. But im surprise she chose an animale over a human. with her status, she could have easily gotten all the man in the world! Reporter: Hmm interesting... Okay, SpongeBob do you think that Mr Elmo is involved in any way? SpongeBob: *Gasp!* No! Why do you think so? Unless... UhHA! I remember once while shooting the TV hit series "I love you baby!" Ying babe was chosen as lead actress while Mr Ele was chosen as lead actor. It may have been then when Ying babe and Mr. Ele had affections for each other. Mr Ele does fit the description... Reporter: Do you think that Mr. Ele is brave enough to break Ying babe out of prison? SpongeBob: I think, Yes! He was never afraid of anything other then mice i guess. Reporter: Can you describe what made you think that Ying babe may have affections for Mr. Ele? SpongeBob: Ooo.. Hmm Let me think... Ahh..Yes.. For " I love you baby! 2" Mr Elmo asked if Ying babe want to change a lead actor, Ying babe protested and said that Mr Ele is a very valuable actor and should not be changed. As you know, im her caretaker, every morning i prepare birdnest for Ying Babe. one fine day, she suddenly insisted that i cook another bowl for Mr. Ele! AHH One more! On valentines day, Ying babe woke up very early to make sushi for Mr. Ele and he in turn gave her chicken wings, her most favourite food. after that they went into Ying Babe's room to play sims 2 where they use the characters Ying babe and Elehunk and of course me as Servant C. I was so furious that day! oh ya, and i overheard Ying Babe and Mr. Ele chatting, Mr Ele was complaining that he was envious of Mr. Elmo because he gets to be so close to Ying Babe everyday. Ying Babe immediately said that she has no feelings for Mr. Elmo and that they were just ordinary friends. Reporter: Ah, Denial... Hmm Very interesting! Thankyou SpongeBob for the enlightening interview. End of interview Author unknown. All of the above is fictional. DO NOT SUE ME!! Material kindly provided by Miss C |
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